Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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