There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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