Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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