It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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