Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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