"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I think people are normalizing furries
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Randomize
