you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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