I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I can text with my tongue
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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