the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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