I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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