Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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