careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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