Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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