there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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