I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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