I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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