he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
you would pick up someone in the library
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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