ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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