I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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