I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Randomize
