Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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