If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
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