Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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