He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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