Whats the glycemic index on semen?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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