Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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