So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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