shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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