Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I had to cum in my sink.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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