The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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