But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
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