Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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