The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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