kristin has been a bad kristin
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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