we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Two words: blizzard sex
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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