from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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