ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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