how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
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