I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
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