somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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