Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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