i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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