If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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