This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Randomize
