You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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