Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I cut my penus on the lid.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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