well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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