that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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