let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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