I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
