after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Randomize
