piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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