I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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