i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Small penises have feelings too.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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