I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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