there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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