So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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